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quotes[0]="Teaching is the highest form of understanding. -Aristotle"
quotes[1]="The best teachers are the best storytellers. We learn through stories. -Frank Smith"
quotes[2]="Professors known as outstanding lecturers do two things: They use a simple plan and many examples. -Wilbert J. McKeachie"
quotes[3]="Every truth has four corners:  As a teacher I give you one corner, and it is for you to find the other three. -Confucius"
quotes[4]="Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. -H.G. Wells"
quotes[5]="The greatest enemy of understanding is coverage-the compulsion to touch everything in the textbook just because it is there. -Howard Gardner & V. Boix-Mansilla"
quotes[6]="The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means to an education. -Ralph Waldo Emerson"
quotes[7]="Nobody starts out as a completely effective and creative teacher…The desire to teach and the ability to teach well are not the same thing.  With the rarest of exceptions, one has to learn how to become a good teacher. -Herbert Kohl"
quotes[8]="No one can become really educated without having pursued some study in which he took no interest-for it is part of education to learn to interest ourselves in subjects for which we have no aptitude. -T.S. Eliot "
quotes[9]="While we teach, we learn. -Seneca"
quotes[10]="Teaching is the only performance art in which there are no rehearsals. -David Pace"
quotes[11]="I never let my schooling interfere with my education. -Mark Twain"
quotes[12]="Tell me and I forget. Show me and I remember. Involve me and I understand. -Chinese proverb "
quotes[13]="It's not what's poured into a student that counts, but what is planted. -Linda Conway"
quotes[14]="He who can, does.  He who cannot, teaches. -George Bernard Shaw"
quotes[15]="As regards the choice of material, it is essential that from the outset the child be made acquainted only with the best that is available.  This implies that the Master is competent to recognize the best in the mass of erudition open to him... -Erasmus, De Ratione Studii"
quotes[16]="The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards. -Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard"
quotes[17]="You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself.-Galileo"
quotes[18]="Knowledge of things is not produced in us through knowledge of signs, but through knowledge of things more certain, namely, principles…For knowledge of principles produces in us knowledge of conclusions; knowledge of signs does not. -Thomas Aquinas, The Teacher"
quotes[19]="I won't teach a man who has no desire to learn, nor will I explain anything to a man who has no desire to seek his own explanation. -Confucius"
quotes[20]="If you describe, commend, or expound a subject to another person, you will never be sure whether he has grasped it, though you repeat yourself a thousand times; but you will quickly make sure, if you question and examine him to test the degree of his comprehension. -Comenius, Special Methods"
quotes[21]="Anyone who wishes to become an artist in education and to know the theory of it must, it will be allowed, betake himself to the universal and get to know it as far as that may be possible. -Aristotle, The Ethics"
quotes[22]="Students don't learn from technology. They learn from competent teachers who have been trained to communicate through the technology.  -Thomas E. Cyrs, Ed.D."
quotes[23]="Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.  -Jacques Barzun"
quotes[24]="Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.  -Gail Godwin"
quotes[25]="A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops. -Henry Brooks Adams, The Education of Henry Adams"
quotes[26]="The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you just learned this morning. -Anonymous"
quotes[27]="A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. -W. H. Auden, Quoted in Charles Osborne, Auden: The Life of a Poet"
quotes[28]="If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself. -Confucius"
quotes[29]="School teachers, taking them by and large, are probably the most ignorant and stupid class of men in the whole group of mental workers. -Henry Louis Mencken"
quotes[30]="I know your little 4th grade teacher said there are no stupid questions. She was wrong. This is Usenet. -Unknown"
quotes[31]="An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. -Ben Franklin"
quotes[32]="Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. -Chinese Proverb"
quotes[33]="Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!  -anonymous"
quotes[34]="Real education consists in drawing the best out of yourself. -Mohandas K. Gandhi"
quotes[35]="It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. -Albert Einstein"
quotes[36]="A wise teacher does not bid you enter the house of his wisdom, but rather leads you to the threshold of your own mind. -Kahlil Gibran"
quotes[37]="The only person who is educated is the one who has learned how to learn and change. -Carl Rogers"
quotes[38]="Who is wise? He who learns from all men, as it is said, From all my teachers have I gotten understanding. - Ben Zoma, Ethics of the Fathers"
quotes[39]="According as each has been educated, so he repents of or glories in his actions.  - Spinoza, Ethics"
quotes[40]="Doctrine should be such as should make men in love with the lesson, and not with the teacher.  - Sir Francis Bacon"
quotes[41]="Education does not consist merely in adorning the memory and enlightening the understanding.  Its main business should be to direct the will. - Joubert, Pensees"
quotes[42]="Books we want to have young people read should not be recommended to them but praised in their presence.  Afterwards they will find them themselves. - Lichtenberg, Aphorisms"
quotes[43]="Headmasters have powers at their disposal with which Prime Ministers have never yet been invested. - Sir Winston Churchill"
quotes[44]="I pay the schoolmaster but 'tis the schoolboys that educate my son. - Emerson"
quotes[45]="Ye can lead a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think. - Finley Peter Dunne"
quotes[46]="The University brings out all abilities, including stupidity. - Chekhov"
quotes[47]="Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints. - Emerson"
quotes[48]="Learning is like a great house that requires a great charge to keep it in constant repair. - Samuel Butler"
quotes[49]="To teach is to learn twice. - Joubert, Pensees"
quotes[50]="To spend too much time in studies is sloth. - Sir Francis Bacon"
quotes[51]="If I had read as much as other men, I should know no more than they. - Hobbes"
quotes[52]="A man who is so dull he can learn only by personal experience is too dull to learn anything important by experience. - Don Marquis, archy on this and that"
quotes[53]="Learning is a sacred deposit from the experience of ages… - Hazlitt"
quotes[54]="All knowledge is itself of some value. There is nothing so minute or inconsiderable, that I would not rather know it than not. - Samuel Johnson"
quotes[55]="Ignorance is ignorance; no right to believe anything can be derived from it. - Freud"
quotes[56]="Uncultivated minds are not full of wild flowers, like uncultivated fields.  Villainous weeds grow in them, and they are full of toads. - Logan Pearsall Smith"
quotes[57]="He that knows little often repeats it. - Thomas Fuller"
quotes[58]="We should rather examine, who is better learned, than who is more learned. - Montaigne"
quotes[59]="Whether learning has made more proud men or good men, may be a question. - Anonymous"
quotes[60]="People who have taken no intellectual food for ten years, except a few tiny crumbs from the journals, are found even among professors; they aren't rare at all. - Lichtenberg"
quotes[61]="What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul. - Joseph Addison"
quotes[62]="Better build schoolrooms for the boy, than cells and gibbets for the man. - Eliza Cook"
quotes[63]="Education is the art of making man ethical. - Hegel"
quotes[64]="The only fence against the world is a through knowledge of it. - John Locke"
quotes[65]="'Tis education forms the common mind, Just as the twig is bent, the tree's inclined. - Alexander Pope"
quotes[66]="We are born weak, we need strength; helpless, we need aid; foolish, we need reason.  All that we lack at birth, all that we need when we come to man's estate, is the gift of education.  - Rousseau"
quotes[67]="A teacher should have maximum authority, and minimum power. - Thomas Szasz"
quotes[68]="Never seem wiser, nor more learned, than the people you are with.  Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket and do not merely pull it out and strike it merely to show you have one. - 4th Earl of Chesterfield"
quotes[69]="Beholding the bright countenance of truth in the quiet and still air of delightful studies. - John Milton"
quotes[70]="(In the future) Both health care and education should continue to be &quot;growth sectors&quot;- demographics make reasonably sure of that.  But both are certain to undergo major shifts…for example, …from schooling the young to the continued education of highly-skilled adult knowledge workers. - Peter Drucker"
quotes[71]="Long-distance learning, for instance, may well make obsolete within twenty-five years that uniquely American institution, the freestanding undergraduate college. - Peter Drucker"
quotes[72]="The center of gravity in higher education…may shift to the continuing professional equalization of adults during their entire working lives.  This…is likely to move learning off campus and into lots of new places: the home, the car or the commuter train, the workplace, the church basement or the school auditorium… - Peter Drucker"
quotes[73]="In training a child to activity of thought, above all things we must beware of what I call 'inert' ideas' - that is to say, ideas that are merely received into the mind without being utilized, or tested, or thrown into fresh combinations. -Alfred North Whitehead"
quotes[74]="When will the public cease to insult the teacher's calling with empty flattery? When will men who would never for a moment encourage their own sons to enter the work of the public schools cease to tell us that education is the greatest and noblest of all human callings?  -William C. Bagley, Craftmanship in Teaching"
quotes[75]="What office is there which involves more responsibility, which requires more qualifications, and which ought, therefore, to be more honorable, than that of teaching? – Harriet Martineau"
quotes[76]="He that teaches us anything which we knew not before is undoubtedly to be reverences as a master. – Samual Johnson"
quotes[77]="We should honor our teachers more than our parents, because while our parents cause us to live, our teachers cause us to live well. – Philoxenus"
quotes[78]="I put the relation of a fine teacher to a student just below the relation of a mother to a son, and I don’t think I should say more than that. – Thomas Wolfe"
quotes[79]="[Students} more willingly attend to one who gives directions than to one who finds faults. – Quintilian"
quotes[80]="A good teacher, like a good entertainer, first must hold his audience’s attention.  Then he can teach his lessons. – Hendrik John Clarke"
quotes[81]="Housework is a breeze.  Cooking is a pleasant diversion.  Putting up a retaining wall is a lark,  But teaching is like climbing a mountain. – Fawn M. Brodie"
quotes[82]="No bubble is so iridescent or floats longer than that blown by the successful teacher. – Sir William Osler"
quotes[83]="If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at this school, I’ll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home. – An anonymous teacher to a student’s parents"
quotes[84]="The mans who really knows can tell all that is transmissible in a very few words.  The economic problem of the teacher…is how to string it out so as to be paid for more lessons. – Ezra Pound"
quotes[85]="It is easier for a tutor to command than to teach. – John Locke"
quotes[86]="To know how to suggest is the great art of teaching. Henri Frederic Amiel"
quotes[87]="Nobody can be taught faster than he can learn. – Samuel Johnson"
quotes[88]="Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. – Robert Frost"
quotes[89]="Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigour of the mind. – Leonardo da Vinci"
quotes[90]="Play is often talked about as if it were a relief from serious learning.  But for children play is serious learning.  Play is really the work of childhood. – Fred Rogers"
quotes[91]="It is paradoxical that many educators and parents still differentiate between a time for learning and a time for play without seeing the vital connection between them. – Leo Buscaglia"
quotes[92]="You must train the children to their studies in a playful manner, and without any air of constraint… – Plato  "
quotes[93]="A child must feel the flush of victory and the heart-sinking of disappointment before he takes with a will to the tasks distasteful to him and resolves to dance his way through a dull routine of textbooks. – Helen Keller"
quotes[94]="Knowledge can be communicated, but not wisdom. – Hermann Hesse"
quotes[95]="If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today. – George Foreman"
quotes[96]="My education was the liberty I had to read indiscriminately and all the time, with my eyes hanging out. – Dylan Thomas"
quotes[97]="Technology is just a tool.  In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important.  – Bill Gates"
quotes[98]="More important than the curriculum is the question of the methods of teaching and the spirit in which the teaching is given.  – Bertrand Russell"
quotes[99]="Study, learn, but guard the original naïveté.  It has to be within you, as desire for drink is within the drunkard or love is within the lover. – Henri Matisse"
quotes[100]="The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn. – Sir John Lubbock"
quotes[101]="Without education, you are not going anywhere in this world. – Malcolm X "
quotes[102]="The function of the university is not simply to teach bread-winning, or to furnish teachers for the public schools or to be a center of polite society; it is, above all, to be the organ of that fine adjustment between real life and the growing knowledge of life, an adjustment which forms the secret of civilization. – W.E.B. Du Bois"
quotes[103]="I was thrown out of N.Y.U my freshman year for cheating on a metaphysics final.  I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen"
quotes[104]="The first duty of a university is to teach wisdom, not a trade; character, not technicalities. – Winston Churchill"
quotes[105]="I find the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty. Clark Kerr, President, UCLA"
quotes[106]="To be possessed of a vigorous mind is not enough; the prime requisite is to apply it. – Rene Descartes"
quotes[107]="The aim of the college, for the individual student, is to eliminate the need in his life for the college.  – C. Wright Mills"
quotes[108]="A man must always study, but he must not always go to school. – Montaigne"
quotes[109]="Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.  – Al Capp"
quotes[110]="You may accumulate a vast amount of knowledge but it will be of far less value to you than a much smaller amount if you have not thought it over for yourself. – Arthur Schopenhauer"
quotes[111]="The most useful piece of learning for the uses of life is to unlearn what is untrue. – Antisthenes"
quotes[112]="Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned. – Mark Twain"
quotes[113]="Most of the important experiences that truly educate cannot be arranged ahead of time with any precision. – Harold Taylor"
quotes[114]="We cannot learn without pain. – Aristotle"
quotes[115]="For a man to attain to an eminent degree in learning costs him time, watching, hunger, nakedness, dizziness in the head, weakness in the stomach, and other inconveniences. – Miguel de Cervantes"
quotes[116]="This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid. – George V. Higgins"
quotes[117]="If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. – Derek Bok"
quotes[118]="Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other. – Ben Franklin"
quotes[119]="The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. – Aristotle"
quotes[120]="When you know a thing, to recognize that you know it, and when you do not know a thing, to recognize that you do not know it.  That is knowledge. – Confucius"
quotes[121]="If most of use are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies. – Albert Einstein"
quotes[122]="In the realm of ideas it is better to let the mind sally forth, even if some precious preconceptions suffer a mauling. – Robert F. Goheen"
quotes[123]="A child of five would understand this.  Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx"
quotes[124]="Every act of conscious learning requires the willingness to seek injury to one’s self-esteem. That is why young children, before they are aware of their own self-importance, learn so easily; and why older persons, especially if vain or important, cannot learn at all. – Thomas Szasz"
quotes[125]="He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet. – Joseph Joubert"
quotes[126]="He who wishes to teach us a truth should not tell it to us, but simply suggest it with a brief gesture, a gesture which starts an ideal trajectory in the air along which we glide until we find ourselves at the feet of the new truth. – Jose Ortega y Gasset"
quotes[127]="Knowledge is fostered by curiosity; wisdom is fostered by awe.  – Abraham Heschel"
quotes[128]="Much learning does not teach understanding. – Heraclitus"
quotes[129]="We shouldn’t teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. – B.F. Skinner"
quotes[130]="The teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. – Horace Mann"
quotes[131]="Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. – William Butler Yeats"
quotes[132]="We teach people how to remember, we never teach them how to grow. – Oscar Wilde"
quotes[133]="We’re drowning in information and starving for knowledge. – Rutherford D. Rogers"
quotes[134]="A teacher who can arouse a feeling for one single good action, for one single good poem, accomplishes more than he who fills our memory with rows and rows of natural objects, classified with name and form. – Goethe"
quotes[135]="Human beings are full of emotion, and the teacher who knows how to use it will have dedicated learners.  – Leon Lessinger"
quotes[136]="The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. – Mark van Doren"
quotes[137]="Men must be taught as if you knew them not, and Things unknown propos’d as Things forgot. – Alexander Pope"
quotes[138]="The influence of a genuine educator lies in what he is rather than what he says.  – Oswald Spengler"
quotes[139]="He teaches not by speech, but by accomplishment. – Lao Tsu"
quotes[140]="A man who knows a subject thoroughly, a man so soaked in it that he eats it, sleeps it, and dreams it—this man can always teach it with success, no matter how little he knows of technical pedagogy. – H. L. Mencken"
quotes[141]="Teach by doing whenever you can, and only fall back upon words when doing is out of the question.  – Rousseau"
quotes[142]="The educator must above all understand how to wait; to reckon all effects in the light of the future, not the present.  – Ellen Key"
quotes[143]="Education—whether its object be children or adults, individuals or an entire people—consists in creating motives.  – Simone Weil"
quotes[144]="To me, the whole hope of human salvation lies in teaching. – George Bernard Shaw"
quotes[145]="If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.  – Robert F. Goheen"
quotes[146]="There is no teaching until the pupil is brought into the same state or principle in which you are; a transfusion takes place; he is you, and you are he. – Ralph Waldo Emerson"
quotes[147]="Every real teacher is myself in disguise. – Richard Bach"
quotes[148]="When I transfer my knowledge, I teach. When I transfer my beliefs, I indoctrinate.  – Arthur Danto"
quotes[149]="I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. – Robert Frost"
quotes[150]="Leisure without study is death. – Seneca"
quotes[151]="In teaching you cannot see the fruits of a day’s work.  It is invisible and remains so, maybe for twenty years. – Jacques Barzun"
quotes[152]="A teacher’s major contribution may pop out anonymously in the life of some ex-student’s grandchild. – Wendell Berry"
quotes[153]="A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops. – Henry Brooks Adams"
quotes[154]="We have to abandon the idea that schooling is something restricted to youth.  How can it be, in a world where half the things a man knows at 20 are no longer true at 40—and half the things he knows at 40 hadn’t been discovered when he was 20? – Arthur C. Clarke"
quotes[155]="All who have meditated on the art of governing mankind have been convinced that the fate of empires depends on the education of youth. – Aristotle"
quotes[156]="Educated men are as much superior to uneducated men as the living are to the dead. – Aristotle, quoted by Dionysuis"
quotes[157]="Since all have the same needs and the same faculties, let there be one education for all, one food for all. – Francois Emile Babeuf"
quotes[158]="Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose soil has never been loosened or fertilized by education; they grow there, firm as weeks among stones. – Charlotte Bronte"
quotes[159]="Since a democratic society repudiates the principle of external authority, it must find a substitute involuntary disposition and interest; these can be created only by education. – John Dewey"
quotes[160]="Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself. – John Dewey"
quotes[161]="The only good is knowledge, and the only evil is ignorance. – Diogenes"
quotes[162]="Upon the education of the people of this country the fate of this country depends. – Benjamin Disraeli"
quotes[163]="Only the educated are free. – Epictetus"
quotes[164]="Next in importance to freedom and justice is popular education, without which neither freedom nor justice can be permanently maintained. – President James Garfield"
quotes[165]="Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction. – Adolf Hitler"
quotes[166]="The policy of the repression of ideas cannot work and never has worked.  The alternative to it is the long, difficult road of education.  To this the American people have been committed. – Robert Maynard Hutchins"
quotes[167]="No totalitarian government is prepared to face the consequences of creating free universities.  – Robert Maynard Hutchins"
quotes[168]="Upon the subject of education, not presuming to dictate any plan or system respecting it, I can only say that I view it as the most important subject which we, as a people, can be engaged in. – Abraham Lincoln"
quotes[169]="Simple as it seems, it was a great discovery that the key of knowledge could turn both ways, that it could open, as well as lock, the door of power to the many.  – James Russell Lowell"
quotes[170]="The Common School is the greatest discovery ever made by man. – Horace Mann"
quotes[171]="A liberal education is the education that gives a man a clear, conscious view of his own opinions and judgments, a truth in developing them, an eloquence in expressing them, and a force in urging them. – John Henry Newman"
quotes[172]="(A liberal education)…teaches him to see things as they are, to go right to the point, to disentangle a skein of thought, to detect what is sophistical, and to discard what is irrelevant. – John Henry Newman"
quotes[173]="Those who are dull and unteachable are as abnormal as prodigious births and monstrosities, and are but few in number. – Quintilian"
quotes[174]="There is but one method of preventing crimes…and that is, by disseminating the seeds of virtue and knowledge throughout every part of the state by means of proper places and modes of education… - Benjamin Rush"
quotes[175]="On the diffusion of education among the people rest the preservation and perpetuation of our free institutions.  – Daniel Webster"
quotes[176]="The preservation of the means of knowledge among the lowest ranks is of more importance than all the property of all the rich men in the country. – President John Adams"
quotes[177]="Education is a danger…At best an education which produces useful coolies for us is admissible.  Every education person is a future enemy. – Martin Bormann (German Nazi leader)"
quotes[178]="To accuse others for one’s own misfortunes is a sign of want of education; to accuse oneself shows that one’s education has begun; to accuse neither oneself not others shows that one’s education is complete. – Epictetus"
quotes[179]="In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost.  The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas.  The source of better ideas is wisdom. The surest path to wisdom is a liberal education. – Alfred Whitney Griswold"
quotes[180]="A liberal education…frees a man from the prison-house of his class, race, time, place, background, family, and even his nation. – Robert Hutchins"
quotes[181]="The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all other woes of mankind, is wisdom. Teach a man to read and write, and you have put into his hands the great keys of the wisdom box.  But it is quite another thing to open the box. – T.H. Huxley"
quotes[182]="There is an everlasting struggle in every mind between the tendency to keep unchanged, and the tendency to renovate its ideas.  Our education is a ceaseless compromise between the conservative and the progressive factors. – William James"
quotes[183]="That everyone may receive at least a moderate education…appears to be an object of vital importance.  – Abraham Lincoln"
quotes[184]="Education, then, beyond all other devices of human origin, is a great equalizer of conditions of men, the balance wheel of the social machinery…It does better than to disarm the poor of their hostility toward the rich: it prevents being poor. – Horace Mann"
quotes[185]="But if you ask what is the good of education in general the answer is easy: that education makes good men, and that good men act nobly. – Plato"
quotes[186]="The teacher should love his children better than his State or his Church; otherwise he is not an ideal teacher.  – Bertrand Russell"
quotes[187]="Teachers are greater benefactors than parents. – Xystus I"
quotes[188]="He who learns but does not think is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger! – Confucius"
quotes[189]="To pray is to pay attention to something or someone other than oneself. Whenever a man so concentrates his attention- on a landscape, a poem, a geometrical problem, an idol, or the True God- that he completely forgets his own ego and desires, he is praying... The primary task of the schoolteacher is to teach children, in a secular context, the technique of prayer.  -W.H. Auden"
quotes[190]="The fact is that this invention [the written word] will produce forgetfulness in the souls of those who have learned it.  They will not need to exercise their memories, being able to rely on what is written, calling things to mind no longer from within themselves…And as for wisdom, you're equipping your pupils with only a semblance of it, not with truth.  Thanks to you and your invention, your pupils will be widely read without benefit of a teacher's instruction; in consequence, they'll entertain the delusion that they have wide knowledge, while they are, in fact, for the most part incapable of real judgment.  They will also be difficult to get on with since they will have become wise merely in their own conceit, not genuinely so. -Plato, Phaedrus"

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